Kevin's Excellent Excursion

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May, 1999

1st: Cal-Nev-Ari, NV

Ashley & I in the snow Today we left snowy Williams for Vegas but we're making a one-night pit stop here in Cal-Nev-Ari. We came on Route 66 most of the way. We saw a few isolated ranch houses in the middle of nowhere, and nothing the whole way until the border.

The only big thing we did see were classic cars from the 50's & 60's (and even older). We saw Corvettes, Mustangs, Thunderbirds, Pontiacs, Buicks, and Fords with rumble seats. The majority had fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror. They were taking part in the Route 66 Road Rally.


Dinner at Cruisers with the Elliotts


2nd: Las Vegas

Today we moved here and caught up with the Elliotts. I spent an afternoon in the pool.

A little while later we went to MGM Grand. Instead of employees, MGM has "cast members." I gorged myself with the best lemon chicken I've ever had.

That place was huge! It's the largest hotel in the world. We were there during about 200 jackpots. All the one-armed bandits were tuned to the same pitch so you couldn't tell if it was yours or not.

At the arcade, there was a girl who threw away at least $100 to get 1,000 tickets for a $10 stuffed bear and a $20 lava lamp. She would get about 10 tickets per token and I played skeeball and got about twenty tickets from four tokens. I found some more on the floor so I got 58 in all. I got a bracelet for five and a puzzle for 50.

When we left, we saw New York, New York, with the Brooklyn Bridge and the Statue of Liberty; Caesar's Palace; The Luxor, with a life-sized sphinx out front; and the Excalibur. Every one of them had about 15 restaraunts.

[We added our final photos to the April page today.]

4th

Today we went to the Hilton Hotel's "Star Trek: The Experience." We ate at Quark's Bar and Restaraunt. They had things on the menu like Tribble Tenders, Moogie's Choice Pasta, Garak's Secret Macaroni and Cheese, Synthale, Blood Wine, and Raktajino. I had the Tribble Tenders (tastes like chicken). Mom had the Moogie's Pasta, and Dad had a "BB-Q-Continuum Pizza."

There were some actors who walked around dressed as Ferengis and Klingons. One Klingon commented to me, "The only good tribble is a dead tribble, so you might as well eat them before they spoil."

We walked down the DS9 promenade reproduction and went in all the shops. One shop had tribbles that squeaked when you squeezed them, and if you pulled the string they jittered. They had all kinds of Star Trek clothing and I pressed myself a United Federation of Planets quarter.

We went on a ride where you're supposedly captured by Klingons but the Enterprise-D immediately beams you aboard. You take a tour of the bridge and go down some decks in an elevator. You get jounced around in the elevator which has nothing to hold onto. You take a corridor that leads to a docking bay and get in a "transport vessel." It leads you about 10 feet forward but inside it's like a mix between an IMAX theatre and a motion simulator. After they "land" you in the basement, a man from the "cleaning crew" comes up saying, "Hey, what are you doing here, it's closing time. If you're wondering, Star Trek is upstairs," so we went back upstairs to the promenade at the ride exit.

5th

Today we saw the Mirage and Treasure Island shows.

In Treasure Island's show the Hispaniola pirate ship won the battle in the outdoor lagoon. However, they missed the H.M.S. Britannia with cannonballs 75% of the time. All the British sailors jumped overboard and the captain went down with the ship. When they raised the H.M.S. Britannia, the captain was still on the deck looking for his hat that had floated away to the other side of his ship.

At the Mirage show, they put a red light behind some water jets on top of a outdoor waterfall to make it look like a volcanic eruption. They also put propane trails across the water and lit them. I felt the heat coming off the trails from hundreds of feet away. I thought the propane jets were a little overkill, but other than that, it looked real.

7th

Today we saw a bottle house in the Rhyolite ghost town. The house was built by an Australian in 1906. He raffled it off instead of living in it. He got over $1,000 in raffle tickets. All of the bottles have changed colors to either green or purple and collectors would pay $5 to $5,000 for only one. I remember it being mentioned in a Boy's Life from my brother's collection somewhere in the 1980's.

8th

At this morning's breakfast buffet at the Silverton casino, they had everything (except pancakes) to eat, even a breakfast steak, and it was all good.

I played with Ashley and ate lunch with her. We spent our day in the pool. I've played with Ashley every day since Williams.

9th: Mothers' Day

Today Mom wanted to go to the Luxor and the Excalibur. Mom broke even on the slot machine. She put in two nickels. I found 49¢ (48 of them were found in a plant pot). We went to an IMAX 3D movie called T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous. I thought it was too loud. They had 50 speakers and 3D headsets with speakers on everyone. I liked the animated intro movie.

We took the tram to the Excalibur, ate, and then saw a juggling act by Brian Erle. He messed up several times but it was free!

10th

Today we went to walk "The Strip." Mom and I took the shuttle bus near to the MGM. The Rainforest Cafe at the MGM was a major disappointment. Everything was fake from the gorilla to the plants except for four parrots and a small aquarium.

We took the monorail from MGM to Bally's and walked to the Flamingo Hilton (I wonder why there's two, the Flamingo and Las Vegas Hiltons). We went to the wildlife courtyard of the Hilton. There were guinea hens, swans (black, mute, and unknown that had a black head and neck and white body), giant fish, cygnets, wood ducks, flamingos, and some turtles including one albino.

After that we went to Caesar's Palace Forum Shops. We saw an F.A.O. Schwartz Trojan Horse. There was a huge fish tank holding about 100 saltwater tropical fish and two stingrays in a courtyard. There were three fountains called Atlantis, The Fountain Of The Gods, and Festival Fountain.

We saw the fountains at the Bellagio. Someone said they shot 11 stories high. They played music and the water shot and swirled with it.

We went to M&M world. They sold make-your-own-mix M&M bags. There was also a 3D animated movie about how "Red the M&M" lost his "M" on the roulette wheel and went through all sorts of crazy adventures trying to get it back. There was every kind of M&M merchandise for sale from the M&Ms themselves to an R/C race car.

We walked to Caesar's Palace to catch the shuttle but missed it by less than a minute, so we walked 1.1 miles back to the Tropicana. It was about 9:00 PM when we got home and we were so tired.

11th:Mesquite, NV

Today we wanted to go on the E.T. Highway but Dad wanted to see the town of Mesquite. We got so lost. We ended up in St. George, Utah. so we went back to Mesquite for the night.

Little A'Le'Inn

12th: Tonopah, NV

Today we did go up the E.T. Highway. There was a sign saying "Next Gas: 150 miles." It was so straight, Mom was joking that she could lash the wheel, set the cruise control to 60 M.P.H., and take a nap in the back seat. However, Dad had his own jokes about how it was a UFO runway. We didn't see any UFOs only UMOs (Unidentified Mooing Objects). There were Joshua trees everywhere.

We went to the Pahranagat National Wildlife Refuge. Furf swam for about an hour in a lake. We had lunch there and Furf wouldn't eat his.

We got to the Little A'Le'Inn. There was a sign saying, "Welcome to Rachel, Nevada. Population: Humans 98, Aliens ?" We bought a gift for Russell (can't say what) and an alien paratrooper toy.


13th: Carson City, NV

Today, while leaving Tonopah, we saw a sign on a furniture shop saying Alien Emporium with a little green face.

We saw some burros that might have been wild in front of a gravel mine.

We saw some salt flats. The salt looked like snow, crunched like dry snow, but it was salt (must be snow in disguise). We walked around an abandoned salt mining operation and in a small hole, we found some bones and teeth from an unknown animal. Whatever it was, it had huge flat molars, giant incisor teeth, and large vertebra.

14th

Today we saw my grandparents' old house and got the car washed & lubed (50 pounds of dog hair removed). All in all, it was vehicle maintenance day.

15th: Placerville, CA

We drove by Lake Tahoe. It was huge and there were four shades of blue in the water. Someone said it stayed near freezing year-long.

For animals we saw Steller's jays, magpies, deer, mallards, and a red-winged blackbird.

There was snow five feet thick coming off all of the A-frames' roofs.

We saw meltwater rivers/waterfalls and signs saying "Snow Chains Required," "Watch For Sliding Snow," and "Watch For Falling Rocks."

17th

Today we went to Big Trees State Park. It was discovered in 1852. When Augustus T. Dowd was hunting in an unfamiliar forest, he was amazed by a Giant Sequoia. We didn't get to see the "Discovery Tree" because the year after Dowd's discovery, the tree he had first seen was stripped of its bark and cut down by speculators. The bark was reassembled and taken on a traveling show, but got burned up two years later. But we walked on the 24' diameter stump, which had more floor space than our trailer.

We went on a hike and saw 75+ giant Sequoias or redwoods. We saw "Mother and Son," the "Siamese Twins," the walk-through tree (there was a photo of a car going through it), and a lot more.

We saw a cute little grey shrew running around in a fallen hollow tree trunk that was as tall as I am.

The paper says that some of the oldest trees live through 100 fires and they need fires to germinate. The bottoms are made so burning trees will roll off a standing Sequoia.

On the way home we had a deer jump out in front of us and I saw a Bullocks Oriole.

[As you can see from our map, we've sped way up and Kevin's diary is now slightly behind our trip progress...]

18th: Ashland, OR

Today we drove through California agricultural land where they grow olives, prunes, pistachios, almonds, and rice.

We saw Mt. Shasta, which is one of the top 10 highest peaks in the contiguous USA. We ate at a Bavarian (German) restaurant and I had a Polish hot dog (kielbasa dog).

At this campground we have a river behind us and a pond at the campground office with geese.

19th: Portland, OR

Oregon land reminds us of Vermont with cottonwoods. We moved here to see Mom's cousin Richard and one of Dad's high-school friends.

21st

We met Dad's high-school friend, Russell Chevrette, and ate at a restaurant/micro-brewery. I had a home-brewed root beer.

I also met my Mom's cousin, Richard, who has a boxer named Willie. Willie's clothes were hilarious. He had little leather socks which he didn't like, so when he ran he was high-stepping. He also had a little sweater.

We ate out at a Thai restaurant. A lot of the food was close to Chinese, only everything came with a bowl of peanut purée sauce. It was all good.

There was a Red-Winged Blackbird that had a nest in the campground. Whenever someone walked by he would divebomb them.

23rd: Poulsbo, WA

Yesterday we saw Mt. Hood, Mt. St. Helens, and Mt. Ranier. Mt. Ranier looms over Seattle. We've seen a lot of snow-capped mountains on this trip.

We saw the Washington State Capitol, and the dome might have been marble.

There are peepers (frogs) in this state park and they are loud.

We saw the Chittenden Locks that connect Lake Union and Puget Sound. There was a fish ladder that went up around the locks into the lake for the salmon to breed.

We went to the Archie McPhee store. We saw boxing puppets, alien poppers, and other pieces of junk.

We saw the Aurora St. Bridge Troll. The troll is a concrete sculpture with Mylar tape over one eye. It even smells like a troll back there. He had captured a VW Bug encased in concrete in one hand.

We've seen a lot of totem poles everywhere.

25th

Today was Dad's birthday!!! :-) We gave him a vest with 18 pockets and a gun bore-cleaning light.

Kevin discovers the Pacific We took a day trip to see the Pacific and there were freshwater streams running into it. There was an island off the coast called Destruction Island. We saw sea stacks at Ruby Beach. They look like rocks the size of school buses on end jutting out of the sand.

We had a tailgate party for a birthday party and everything was good. We had grapes, salmon, crackers, bread, meat, cake, pretzels, peanuts, and more.

We saw "The Monarch" (a Sitka spruce) on our way into the Hoh Rainforest. It was 500 to 550 years old, 250+ feet tall, and 121/2 feet in diameter at chest high.

There were club moss, shelf fungus, and oxalis everywhere. Oxalis looks like inch-wide clover and shelf fungus looks like little shelves coming off a tree trunk. We saw elk tracks and one bear track in the mud. There were ferns everywhere. The rainforest gets over twelve feet of rainfall a year!

27th: Spokane, WA

Today we took five hours on the road (that's almost a full school day, 5 to 61/2). I've seen two bald eagles in two days.

East of the Cascade Mountains the land is flat and a lot drier. The land here reminds me of Portales, NM with all the farms. They had signs on the fences telling the names of the crops.

28th

Today was my day to play. We stayed at the Jellystone Park where there were lots of other kids for the Memorial Day weekend. The pool was open and we had a lot of fun.

29th: Missoula, MT

Today we drove from Washington, across Idaho, and into Montana. We entered the Mountain time zone.

30th: Cameron, MT

Kevin at the Continental Divide Today we went to the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation. They had a diorama of all the animals of the elk country. We saw a video of elk lives and all the dangers they have to face (human encroachment, grizzly bears, wolves, hard winters...).

We saw eight Whooping Cranes (endangered) flying close overhead to Wood Buffalo National Park, Alberta. We're now on the east side of the Continental Divide.


31st

Today we saw Nevada City. The only thing there was the Music Hall. There were a whole lot of old time arcade machines (automatic music, shooting gallery, fortune-telling, and movie).

I went gold panning. I got about $1 worth of gold and 30 garnets. :-) First you picked out a bucket, then they put it through the cradle, then you panned.

We walked around Virginia City, saw some cabins, and looked in the storefronts.

There were a lot of metal statues in Ennis, including The Happy Angler, a pack of bears, and some packhorses. We ate at the Ennis Café, where they had buffalo burgers.

Continue on to June.