Kevin's Excellent Excursion

Read earlier entries from March.

April, 1999

1st: Tombstone, AZ

We stopped at a visitor center on the way here. I tried to buy a soda but it said SOLD OUT and dropped my coins into the bin. It wouldn't give them back so I had to ask for a refund. (The lesson is never to trust a Coke machine).

When we were walking down the street here in Tombstone, I saw O.K. Corral re-enactors crossing the street, horse-drawn stagecoach tours on the street, and old style shops and storefronts everywhere. I could tell they were re-enactors because they wore all black (even the black fedora hat) with .45 revolvers in their waist holsters (or shoulder holsters). The buildings look like they did 150 years ago (at least, that's what my mom said). We hope to see everything tomorrow. We didn't see it today because Mom is feeling sick.

2nd

In Tombstone we saw some O.K. Corral reenactments. They said the gunfight took 30 seconds. After those 30 seconds, the Clanton gang and Mr. McLaury were dead. Virgil Earp lost an arm and two others were wounded (as Virgil Earp said to his wife "I still have one good arm to hold on to you with.")

4th: Tucson, AZ

It snowed in Tucson on Easter Sunday. First big flakes fell, then smaller ones. It lasted a couple hours.

Tucson is part of saguaro (sa-WAR-o) cactus country. They're big, and they're everywhere! In 15 years they stand a foot high; in 60 years they can start to grow their first arm. The saguaros in Tucson are so big they must be hundreds of years old.

I've been sick since Saturday (sick being nauseous). I went swimming Saturday. Dad thinks that's where I might have gotten sick.

Pinnacle Peak, where we ate, has a "no tie policy enforced by our scissor wielding waitresses," says the brochure. After they cut your tie off, they string it to the rafters. There were almost 1,000,000 at last count.

5th

Dad's been talking about getting himself an archery bow for a long time. I never thought he'd actually do it. We bought it at a PSE (Precision Shooting Equipment) factory outlet store.

I lost a tooth yesterday and today it had split in half.

Old Tucson Studios looked like what it was, a old western movie studio (we didn't go in, they charge $14 admission).

Purple prickly pear

6th: Gilbert Ray Campground

At the Arizona-Sonoran Desert Museum they had a parrot cage, and black bear, deer, coyote, javelina, mountain lion, porcupine, and Mexican wolf natural habitat recreations.

Hedgehog cactus in bloom They also had a "Cat Canyon" (ocelot, bobcat, and jaguarundi), prairie dogs, beavers, bighorn sheep, hummingbirds, snakes, birds, owls, and an underground mineral gallery.

I liked the hummer aviary best. You'd walk in and they would fly all around you and sing. They were everywhere and so colorful! I liked the broad-billed hummingbird best. There was one who would stare at me and sing.


 

7th: Oracle, AZ

Today we went to Biosphere II. There were no campgrounds near there so we boondocked at Biosphere. (Boondocking is camping with no water or electricity connections.) They had a simulated rainforest, coral reef, farm, and desert. On 3 1/2 acres of oxygen-making plants and 1/2 acre of farm for food, the eight people inside Biosphere were running out of oxygen and food. The bees died and they had trouble pollinating the flowers by hand.

8th: Mesa, AZ

Today we went to the archery range. I got two bull's-eyes -- but only straddling the line. I made myself a 15-yard pin to shoot with. I think I need some practice, I had one in the head, one in the chest, one bounced off the top, one in the foot, and two in the tail shooting at a paper duck target.

You won't believe this. I found somebody I met at the Williamsburg Pottery Factory Campground. His family, like ours, is touring the US, only starting from Michigan. He had been four miles from us in New Port Richey, had stayed in Secret Lake in Orlando after us, and had stayed in Gilbert Ray campground four days before us.

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11th

Scrub Jay Today we went to a gun show. We saw a stand selling rubber band guns so I bought one. What I like about this gun is the semi-auto shape, the beaver tail, and the sprockets are beige instead of black so it matches the wood better. They also had a rubber band Gatling gun that they called "The Dominator." 12 x 8 = 96 shots -- you can't miss! But it was $200!

Tonight we had a BBQ with the Mousseaus (the people we've been playing tag with across the US). It wasn't planned so they had hot dogs, burgers, sodas, chips, salsa, and beans, and we had steak, chicken, cantaloupe, watermelon, and potato salad.

At the supermarket we saw prickly pear cactus leaf for $2.00 apiece. I wonder what you use those for?

12th

Today the Mousseaus left for the Grand Canyon. We're going on the same route so we may see them again.

Dad and I shot archery today. I adjusted a pin to 15 yards and when I shot at a duck target, I got two in the tail, one in the head, one in the chest, one in the foot, and one missed. Dad finally got to try out his new toy.

13th

Today we drove around with a real-estate agent and looked at a 320-acre lot or a half mile by a mile -- that's a lot of land! The closest power was three miles away.

Dad shot an IPSC match at the club across the street tonight.

14th

Dad wanted to look up a piece of land at the county land office and the closest parking place was in front of the Madison Street Jail. That's where Mom and I met the scum of the universe.

A guy who tried to start a conversation with Mom tried to do it while Mom was on the phone. When she said, "Listen, I'm on the phone, long distance. I can't talk now," his parting words were, "Do yourself a favor, go back to Massachusetts."

Mom was keeping Dad's gun because he couldn't bring it into the county office. One beggar asked, "Got any spare change, any drinks, oh don't shoot me!" and ran away.

15th

We went to the archery range today. After an hour of practicing, we went on a hunter/animal range. A hunter/animal range is animal targets hidden by bushes and spread around on a trail. We got really lost. First, we took the wrong trail, then another another wrong trail, and ended up in a dried-out streambed. We ended up making a new cross-country trail to a target and did the course backwards. Dad took a shot but the arrow wasn't nocked correctly so it ripped his peep sight off.

Today we went on a two-hour trail ride. Dad stayed behind because he weighed too much. My horse's name was Spider. I had to Joe's BBQ's food pyramid struggle to keep her head out of the bushes so she wouldn't get spines in her face. We rode at the base of the Superstition Mountains. The base of the Superstitions is BLM (Bureau of Land Management) land and the Superstitions are Federal land.

The trail boss wasn't good with names. The other couple on the trail with us were from Kansas City so they were Mr. and Mrs. Kansas City, and mom was Ms. Boston.

He quizzed us on plants and beasties in the desert. We were so good. He said, "What's that tree?" Mom said, "a Palo Verde." Then he said, "What's that in the tree?" "Mistletoe," came the reply. "What kind of mistletoe?" "There you got me," said Mom. He seemed happy to stump Mom and said "Desert mistletoe!"

He thought he stumped me when he asked me what a bird was. When I replied, "Mourning dove," he said, "No, it's a turtle dove." I said, "In Massachusetts, it's a mourning dove." He said, "Mr. Kansas City?" Mr. Kansas City said, "Mourning dove."

Does anyone know what Palo means because we don't (hint: it's Spanish and the adjectives come after the nouns in Spanish. Hint: Verde is green.)

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19th

Last weekend, Mom and Dad took a Arizona CCW (Concealed Carry) class. I went along with them and just played EV Override on Dad's Mac.

21st: Cottonwood, AZ

Today reminded me of route 191 from Alpine to Safford, only it was a one-lane gravel road. It had steep drop-offs, hairpin turns, and four-legged road hazards.

Grand Canyon Railroad We saw some calves at one watering hole. One was what Mom and Dad called a cute and adorable chestnut brown color (I don't think it was cute and adorable, after all it was a cow).

We ate at a restaraunt on Route 66 in Williams, the town where we went to pick up our mail. We saw the Grand Canyon train parked at Williams.

The color of the rocks around Sedona was blood red. We saw Coffee Pot Rock, Steamboat Rock, Capitol Butte, and Chimney Rock (no, not the one on the Oregon Trail).

We went over the Midgely Bridge crossing Oak Creek Canyon. Someone put some letters on so the sign said "Midgely Bridgely."

When I tried to ride my bike I found that one wheel was flattened because an ocotillo thorn 1" long got stuck in it. We're going to fix it tomorrow.

[We finally developed our roll of film, including some new pictures from March.]

23rd

Today we stayed over an extra day to look at the stars on "Astronomy Night," but there was no astronomy going on because there were no holes in the clouds and it was starting to rain.

24th: Williams, AZ

Cowboy actors in Williams On the way here yesterday, we saw signs saying "Entering Elk Country," but we still have had no luck seeing one. We climbed 3,000 feet and it snowed at the campground. I ended up in the snow until it melted.

We are staying at Railside RV Ranch. We are right next to the Grand Canyon Railway tracks. The Grand Canyon Railway is a train that takes tourists to and from the Grand Canyon. If you're not up by 9:30, the train will wake you up!

Moon over the Grand Canyon

26th

Today we went to the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon is one mile deep, 217 miles long, four to 18 miles wide, and we only traveled 40 miles of that. At the bottom is the Colorado.

My first reaction was "wow," because I had been looking to the right and the Canyon was on the left. I wonder, the canyon comes on so fast, did any Spanish explorers fall into the canyon?

The strata were completely horizontal. The rocks and dirt were blood red.

The ravens are so big, my dad asked what kind of a hawk one was and my mom asked if another was a turkey vulture.

We met some campers that are also camping in Williams with us.

We saw the mule stables and they were full. I bet there were 25 or 30 mules there, and I saw at least two palomino mules. They were back from carrying tourists down to the bottom of the Bright Angel Trail.


Grand Canyon view Lodge and Bright Angel Trail
Rock resembling Smokey Bear


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