Kevin's Excellent Excursion

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June, 1999

Yellowstone Park buffalo

1st

We're staying here at Madison River Cabins. It's right on the Madison River.

Today we went into Yellowstone Park. We saw elk, moose, buffalo (Dad likes to call them buffler), Old Faithful (a.k.a. Old Hoseful), fearless animals, and buffalo crossing the Madison river.

Moose The moose had an impressive rack of four points in velvet. The buffalo and elk were everywhere and fearless. The buffalo were grunting and Ferf wanted one in the worst way. Both the bison and the elk had tracking collars. There were rubbings on every tree in one area.

Question: what's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? (Answer on the 3rd.)

2nd

Today we saw mountain goats at Earthquake Lake. They looked like white specks on a rocky cliff. There was a bald eagle in a dead tree posing before our video camera.

Silex Hot Spring

3rd

Answer: a buffalo and a bison are the same animal.

Today we saw an IMAX movie called Yellowstone. It was about the early people that found Yellowstone and the people that stayed in the west from survey expedition camps in Yellowstone.

We went on a guided walk through Yellowstone for my Junior Ranger Badge. We saw hot springs, plugged-up geysers, Porkchop Spring, sulfur, leech-looking bugs, and the damage from the fires of '88.

The geysers had pennies and even rocks in them which the minerals grow around to plug the crack. The guide said, "It's almost instinctive to throw something into a geyser or hot spring and watch it shoot it back out, but what happens is what you threw in gets stuck somewhere and stays, only speeding up the process of plugging the geyser."

Old Faithful Porkchop was a hot spring until something caused it to erupt continuously for four years (from '85-'89) and explode deafeningly in '89. After '89, it went back to a peaceful hot spring.

We got beat up by hail during the guided hike. I got one on the tip of my chin and it stung.

The smell of sulfur in Yellowstone is sickeningly strong.

We saw some leech-looking bugs that the ranger said were larvae of some kind of insect (I think it's the water beetle larvae).

The fires of '88 left a chunk of dead vegetation a third the size of Delaware and Rhode Island together.

We saw a herd of 149 buffalo, with 42 calves.

4th

Today I got my Junior Ranger Badge at Mammoth Hot Springs. Mammoth Hot Springs was a major disappointment. There were a few hot springs and nothing else. They looked like big bubbling pools of water dripping off a giant white staircase

We saw two marmots by the side of the road.

Today we bought a t-shirt for me that said:

Look into Old Faithful.
Swim in the hot pots.
Pet the elk.
Be in a hurry & drive fast.
Go off the boardwalks.
Feed the bears.
Ride the buffalo.
Raft the Yellowstone.
We thank you for your support.
YELLOWSTONE PARK PARAMEDICS.

Bull Elk

Whenever we go through West Yellowstone, there is a sign saying, "Spring fun, watch for bison babies!"

Mammoth Hot Springs

5th

Today I tried my luck fishing in the Madison River. I got my usual catch of the day: a tree, a catch-and-release rock (three times), and the dead catfish that I was using as bait.

We met the Elliotts (yes, the ones from Arizona and Las Vegas) as they were on their first day at Yellowstone and we were on our last. We visited for the night and left. The next time we should see them is in Massachusetts.

6th: Thermopolis, WY

Buffalo As we were leaving the park today, we saw some elk babies. They were playful and just bouncing around.

We saw some bufflehead (a type of duck) near the Fishing Bridge. Mom said she thought it wasn't legal to fish from the Fishing Bridge any more because the troll got nasty.

After we left the park I saw a moose, and we saw some bighorn sheep on a hillside.

We ate at the Safari Club in Thermopolis. They had every mount from bobcats to zebra to jackalope.

Montana cattle drive

7th

It's really hot here.

We went to the Wyoming Dinosaur Center and went to the dig site.

In the museum, we saw the remains of Stan, the fighting T-Rex. He had a hole in his skull, fused-together bones, a broken neck, and more healed major injuries.

The dig site guide was joking about how all the site names were very scientific, like ITW, PL, and SI ("in the way," "parking lot," and "something interesting").

(Hot) Water Park There's the Big Horn Hot Spring in Thermopolis that pumps out 18,600,000 gallons of hot water every day that all the water parks use. That must be why they named it Thermopolis ("hot city"). We took a free hot mineral bath at the state park building. I got out early because it was too hot, about 104°.

I spent four hours in a hot spring water park, where the water was comfortably warm. There were three slides. The small one dumped you into a pool after two or three turns. The big one was covered. It went in and out of the building, dropped, and put you into a pool four feet wide by one foot deep. At the end, you pulled on a string to let the next person know it was clear to go. I ended up flying off the drop and got water in my face on the last turns. On the biggest one, you sat on a rubber mat and it turned! You got thrown around at one turn and you landed in a pool and the current pulled you to the stairs.

We saw mineral domes, one called Teepee Dome, just like the Liberty Dome in Yellowstone Park.

Back at the campground there were two ponies, one with a colt and one with a filly. They were all cute.

8th: Casper, WY

We saw some prongfawns (pronghorn antelope fawns) on the way here and they were energetic. They were running everywhere!

There was a lot of sturdy snow fencing on the fields to keep the snow off the highways.

We saw Hell's Half Acre and I was expecting something more interesting than another canyon.

9th: Loveland, CO

Today we visited Fort Caspar and the Oregon Trail. We saw the Oregon Trail Platte River crossing. The fort looked like it was still being used because it had all new tableware. You could see the wheel ruts in the grass. The original fort was torn down and the lumber was used to build another fort so everything there is a recreation.

We drove into Colorado and saw a lot of pronghorns.

Oregon Trail Monument
  Kevin stands on the Oregon Trail. The inscription reads: "This monument marks the junction of the Oregon Trail and road to old Fort Fetterman nine miles north of this spot. Established July 10, 1867, abandoned May 5, 1882. Erected by the state of Wyoming and citizens of Converse County to commemorate the early history of Wyoming, 1916."

10th

Today there was a giant hailstorm and it looked like it had snowed.

11th: Colorado Springs, CO

Estes Model Rocket Today we went to see the Estes model rocket plant.

They had a Saturn V model rocket that was autographed by astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Alan Shepard.

Hail pile They had static detectors so they could shut down the plant before a thunderstorm to prevent explosions (they make highly flammable model rocket engines).

Dad visited with his friend Mary Roberts.

We went through another hailstorm with marble-sized hail when we got back to the campground.

12th: Raton, NM

The campground we're in offers in-season antelope hunts.

I found some kids and skipped rocks in the river.

13th: Raton, NM

Boy did we (not) move far! We're camping at the NRA's Whittington Center. There's 33,000+ acres of shooting ranges and hunting lands. Dad and I went shooting on the sight-in range and there were jackrabbits running across the range, stupid things.

Santa Fe Trail
  The Santa Fe Trail runs right through the NRA Whittington Center.

 

Shooting at Whittington

14th

We went to see a man from C.C.A.P. (Colorado Canyon Alternative Power) for solar information. He gave us info and brought us to see a solar-powered house.

Later, we went back to the range and Dad and I shot.

Dad re-greased the jacks using some kind of solvent for cleaning and the paint brush bristles melted off.

15th: Amarillo, TX

Today we almost got stuck in the mud in Oklahoma and must have taken 150 pounds of mud off the car and trailer in the car wash.

16th: San Angelo, TX

On the way here we saw some scissor-tailed flycatchers.

We're camping in a state park and there's a family next to us. We sat around a campfire and talked. We saw a herd of at least fifteen deer near their campsite (and one fawn).

17th: Concan, TX

Today we stopped at a place called Venison World. We bought some venison snack sticks, venison sausage, and venison jerky.

The Rio Frio We drove through Junction, again. Ate at the same place we did last time, saw the deer horn tree, and went back to Oscar's barber shop again.

At this campground, we're on the banks of the Rio Frio (in the same place we took the picture from, and this time I got to swim in it). It's deeper than it looks under the bridge and the bottom isn't sand, It's one giant rock with deep grooves cut in it by the water. The white land on the right side of this photo is the edge of our campground.

18th

Today Mom and Dad went out with a real-estate agent and I stayed home. When they came back, we went and swam in the river. There was nobody else there. After swimming, we went into Uvalde and shopped.

19th

Today we drove around with the real-estate agent and swam in the river afterwards. We saw lots of people on the river today. Some people turned on their car radios and parked right in the water! Two or three had a tailgate party.

20th

Today is my birthday! I got an 18-speed bike, a model rocket, a set of earphones, and a handful of batteries. We went to see the new Star Wars movie and I couldn't figure out who was who.

21st

Today I tried out my presents and Dad fine-tuned my bike. It rained almost all day so Dad and I did math work.

22nd

Today we went to Y.O. Ranch. The brochure says: "Y.O. Ranch is the nation's largest collection of natural roaming exotic animals such as blackbuck antelope, axis deer, sika deer, fallow deer, adoudad sheep, wildebeest, giraffe, turkey, ostrich, emu, zebra, addax, scimitar-horned oryx, sable antelope, red deer, and more." The guide said that some of these species have more members in Texas than are left in their homelands.

We went on a guided tour of 250 acres and saw a lot of different kinds of animals. There was a herd of fallow deer that came to visit but only number one and number fifteen ate from our hands.

"The Chuckwagon" had a sign in it saying "This kitchen isn't a restaurant, you eat when I'm ready."

The Frio floods the roads

23rd

Today we went tubing. There was a flood gauge reading 6" of water across the road where we began our trip. There were places where the river was one inch deep, and others where it was more than two yards deep. There was whitewater all through the trip. Dad bottomed out in some places. We were grabbing onto a tree waiting for Dad to catch up and I commented, "This feels like Jumanji!" We went over a waterfall (don't worry it stepped down and was only two feet high).

Tubing in the Rio Frio
 

24th: Waco, TX

Today we ended up in Fort Fisher State Park. Some of the landmarks we have been seeing are familiar. I went fishing, but saw a water moccasin and ran back to the trailer.

25th: Denton, TX

Today we went to Camping World to see if they could do our trailer maintenance. Got two flat tires fixed, but not at Camping World because they were booked three weeks ahead, so we went to Briscoe Tire in downtown Denton.

I played in the pool after.

26th

Today we got up at 6:30 and went back to Briscoe Tire to get the trailer checkup done.

The restaurant we ate at offered "Caribou Burgers" but we just had a regular breakfast.

We went to Camping World to buy an aerosol can of spray-lube. We got back, then caulked a seam and lubed the slide.

We went to Petco and bought Ferf a bag of dog cookies. Then we went to the Hobby Lobby and got some plastic cement for my model rocket. After that, we washed the car and trailer.

We spent the rest of the day in the pool.

27th: Hope, AR

Today we spent an hour "fixing" the trailer brakes because they had a short, but all of a sudden, they woke up and turned on. We don't know what happened but we didn't fix it.

We ate at the Texas Roadhouse. They had buckets of peanuts (one bucket would hold about a quart of water). On every beam there was a different animal mount.

We finished the chapter about Hawaii and Puerto Rico in my geography book. Russell is being stationed in Hawaii for four years.

28th: West Memphis, AR

Today Ferf swam in the Mississippi.

29th

Today we went shopping and went to see Memphis. In the visitors' center, there were statues of B.B. King and Elvis. They had security on the statues so if you touch it the alarm beeps for as long as you touch it.

30th

Today we went shopping and did laundry. Ferf found two doggie friends to play to his heart's content with.

Continue on to July.